i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
Harry Potter Doctor Who Sherlock Avengers ATLA/ATLOK Les Misérables LOTR/The Hobbit (sometimes) HIMYM The Office Merlin (sometimes) OUAT Disney Hermits United..... Stuff.
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
THE DOG. THE DOG. THE DOG. THE DOG. THE DOG. AND THE DOG. I love how his hair colour matched perfectly the colour of the fur.
are we gonna ignore marius
HOW DID THIS GET 464 NOTES