armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”

thenardeboobs:

madame-thenardiers-diary:

the-uncanny-can-of-coke:

THE DOG. THE DOG. THE DOG. THE DOG. THE DOG. AND THE DOG. I love how his hair colour matched perfectly the colour of the fur.

are we gonna ignore marius

HOW DID THIS GET 464 NOTES

thescienceofjohnlock:

isaisanisa:

exclama-tori:

isaisanisa:

bennyslegs:

imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin

Which one?

Is it not obvious?

Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN